I’m currently travelling by train up to the midlands. The man in front of me is watching a film on his laptop. It looks jolly interesting, but it does seem to feature a lot of nudity and enthusiatic sex. (It’s not porn, though).
I can’t decide if watching said film in public was a) like reading Playboy in public and not OK, b) like reading Maxim in public and totally OK or c) totally different and still to be decided by the upcoming international G20 convention on acceptable behaviour on public transport. (Actually, I could think of worse things for the world’s transport ministers to worry about…)
Is he masturbating? That’s the clincher.
My god no. It’s not Japan!
Hopi slight spelling mistake , you presumably mean”Through “, the midlands . One occassionally spots them on the way up to the Lake District but its such a blur at that speed its hard to tell
Well if we don’t get anything on this decided by the G20 at least we can blame Gordon Brown for it.
As it appears to be a porn film you should go and have a chat with Jacqui Smith and get her advice.