You suck and so do all your ideas

So. I’ve been criticised. I don’t like it when I get criticised. It makes me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. (Actually that’s kind of stupid. Who likes anyone when they’re angry. It’s not as if there’s a big question about whether you generally prefer people when they’re happy or angry.  Happy wins every time. Especially when it comes to mutant superheroes with an overdeveloped rage reflex.)

Anyway.  So this fellow, Cassilis (What sort of blogger hides behind a pseudonym online? Loser.)  dares to challenge me, does he?

Well, we’ll soon deal with him. Let’s look as his critique in more detail. 

His juvenile babblings are scarcely worth the minor mental effort it will take, but if there’s one thing student politics taught me it is the importance of crushing all dissent and debate.

Here is the heart of the fools argument

“ LOL. H0pi is TEH SUXX. nOOb bloxxor. I pwn3d his a55. SRSLY”

Well, where to begin? it’s this kind of degradation of our political culture that I started this blog to fight. Really, when faced with a critique at this level, One can only affect a sort of world weary Wodehousesian indifference to the activities of those whose mental capacities fall in the intellectual range of mites and mice.

Taking my inspiration from Jeeves, All I can do for the benighted souls so afflicted by mental confusion that they fail to see my evident rightness in all things, is try to feed them fish and hope for the best.

Pah-toooey. Oh alright. It’s quite good stuff this. Totally wrong of course, but worth a read, as long as you bear in mind that he’s totally wrong and will pay for his crimes come the revolution.